Monday, June 20, 2005

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Babygirl, potty-trained since October 2004: "I peed on the floor!"

Me: "You what?!"

Babygirl: "I need new pants."

Me: "DON'T PEE IN YOUR PANTS!"

With each 'p' sound, puffs of my anger blew her wispy hair back. She blinked and said, "Did I pee in my pants? Did I make you mad?"

Me: "YES! Now, go get dry pants. And don't pee on the floor again!"

Thus ends the suspense. The clean carpet is no longer. I am, however, still blond.

6 Comments:

Blogger Gina said...

How is it they always know the exact thing to do that will get your blood pressure up to the highest level it can go?

I want a superpower too.

7:01 PM  
Blogger WordsRock said...

That's it.
Trade her in for a dog immediately.

Suzanne

5:35 AM  
Blogger Julana said...

If it works that well, maybe I need a little of hair color, too. :-)

6:24 AM  
Blogger Heather said...

LOL! Last night, we put Maddie to bed in panties for the first time. When we got up in the morning, she was sleeping in a pull-up. It seems she'd had to pee and instead of going to the bathroom or calling us, she'd just gone and found herself a pull-up! Gotta give her credit for resourcefulness!

7:13 PM  
Blogger Rachel said...

I've been reading your blog for a little while now, and I thought that I would say that I really enjoy it.

I'm trying to potty-train my daughter right now, and I can totally feel the "pee-in-the-carpet-coronary".

Great blog!

7:49 AM  
Blogger Rachel said...

Oh, yeah. Thought I would add...I colored my hair for the first time a few months back, and am now a flaming redhead. A new haircolor does wonders for your general mood.

~Rachel

7:50 AM  

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