Friday, December 03, 2004

You Know You Are Old If . . .

You know you are old if . . .

. . . you have ever looked at a movie star and thought, "Boy, I thought he was older than that. He looks old." And then you realize you are the same age.

. . . you have ever peered at yourself in the mirror and propped up your eyelids with your fingertips and wondered if you'd look permanently surprised if you had plastic surgery to remove the sag.

. . . you can remember where you were when Ronald Reagan was shot, when the Challenger space craft exploded and Mt. St. Helen's blew her top.

. . . you consider what it will be like at your own funeral.

. . . you used to watch Johnny Carson on the Tonight Show.

. . . you pumped gasoline into your car that cost less than a dollar a gallon.

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